Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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