theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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