hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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