STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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