quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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