if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Randomize
