i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
how do you play pong handcuffed?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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