I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
How does it feel to date your dad?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
try to milk me bitch
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