Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
