I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I have fence marks all over my body
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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