yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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