She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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