this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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