There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
