What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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