sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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