I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthdayâ€
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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