Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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