yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The air taste purple.
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