Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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