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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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