I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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