would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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