i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Randomize
