Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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