So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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