Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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