i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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