doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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