she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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