My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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