i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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