I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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