is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Are my feet made of real feet?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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