She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
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