i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I understand Curling. That high.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
tell me about the fingering
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