I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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