Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My pussy is not your playground.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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