I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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