So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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