Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
