..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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