I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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