D3 body, D1 cock
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I party with great urgency now.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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