I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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