When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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