You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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