the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
please come you make the beer taste better
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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