He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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