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You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
People with herpes should wear stickers.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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