I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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