dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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