miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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